Samurai
Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a
new head Samurai so he sent out a declaration throughout the country that he
was searching for one.
A year passed and only 3 people showed up: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese
Samurai and a Jewish Samurai. The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to
come in and demonstrate why he should be head Samurai. The Japanese Samurai
opened a match box and out pops a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword and the
fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces.
The emperor exclaimed: "That is very impressive!" The emperor then asked
the Chinese Samurai to come in and demonstrate. The Chinese Samurai also
opened a match box and out pops a fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword. The
fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces.
The emperor exclaimed: "That is really very impressive!" The emperor then
had the Jewish Samurai demonstrate why he should be the head Samurai. The
Jewish Samurai also opened a match box and out pops a fly. His flashing
sword goes whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshh
whoooooooossshhh. A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive
and buzzing around. The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks: "After all of
that, why is the fly not dead?" The Jewish Samurai smiled, "Well,
circumcision is not intended to kill.