Saving Lenin
An old woman dying in her old mans hand. Old man begs doctor for some help and says:
-Please help, make her live.
Doctor replies sadly and says:
-There is no way in medicine.
Old man:
-We did everything together. How can she die without me?
Doctor: Well, there is a superstition that if you have sex like in your first day of marriage you can make her live.
Old man: What are you talking about, I'm too old for that. Even Lenin died in my hands.
Doctor: Don't worry it is just a superstition. I don't believe it anyway.
After doctor lefts old man and his wife together, he decides to try it and manages to have sex with his old woman. Next day in the morning he gets up and see his perfectly healthy looking wife cooking omelette in the kitchen. Old man says in amazement: Look at that, I had a chance to save Lenin...