Shower Me With Criticism
One day this man says to his wife, "Lets take a shower together". So they both hop in the shower and the husband starts to wash his wife. He puts his hands up to her breast and says, "These are nice, BUT if they were a bit firmer you could walk around without a bra for me!"
"Riiiiight," the wife replies.
Then the husband proceeds to wash down her back to her butt. Patting her butt the husband says, "This is nice, BUT if it was a bit firmer, you could walk around without panties and look really great in a skirt for me!"
His wife replies "Yes, this is true".
Then the wife turns around to her husband and reaches down to his groin, grabs him and says, "This is nice, BUT if this was a little bigger, I wouldn't need your brother!"