Signs You are Growing Older
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there. -
You turn off the lights for economical reasons, not romantic ones.
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You read the obituaries to find eligible women.
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Old ladies offer to help you cross the street.
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Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
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The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
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A beautiful girl walks by and nothing happens.
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You have all the answers but nobody is asking you the questions.
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You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
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All the names in your little black book end with MD.
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