Slogans by Bob
- Road rage: Who gives a BEEP!
- Why not raise a little hell, even Satan likes to party now and then!
- SPECIAL UPDATE: Elvis has just been spotted entering gay night club with a HUNKA HUNKA man! Ã,Â
- Get down on all fours. Okay, now bark like a dog! Ã,Â
- Ã, MARRIAGE: One indecent proposal! Ã,Â
- REALITY BITES, and I have the teeth marks to prove it! Ã,Â
- Ã, Ã, New Yorkers are the crab apples of Society!Ã,Â
- MENOPAUSE: When it comes to bitching, there's no better alibi!
- Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Women have made men out to be what they still are today: Ã, PIGS!!!
- Ã, Ã, I've managed to consolidate all of my bills into one single GARBAGE CAN!
- Love is in the air, and it's a real STINKER TOO!
- IMPOTENCY: It's all in the HEAD!
- If sex won't come to you... advertise! Ã, Ã,Â
- If honesty is the best policy, I want a refund! Ã, Ã,Â