Some Examples of Murphy's Law
Murphy's Law: Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.
- The spouse who snores the loudest always falls asleep first.
- The product you are most embarrassed to be buying must be price-checked over the P.A.
- The heavier the load, and the farther you must carry it, the more your nose itches.
- The original will be found when a replacement is bought.
- When you have a deadline, the printer always runs out of toner.
- When you have to get up early, the 'snooze' alarm is ten times longer than normal.
- Technical instructions are in three languages: Spanish, French, and Geek.
- Any Disney movie will be boycotted by some religious union with nothing better to do.
- After typing a multi-page report, Windows will perform an 'illegal operation' and erase your work.
- Traffic is only bad on days that end in 'y.'