Space Program
A blonde was listening to Two men at a party talking about the recent space program. not wanting to be left out the blonde pipes up and says " I'd like to be the first woman to land on the sun"
The one fellow asks "don't you mean the moon?"
The blonde replys "theres already been a man on the moon, I'd like to be the first woman to land on the sun."
The other fellow asks in a puzzled tone "don't you think you'd burn up before you got there?"
The blonde replys "DUUUUUUAAH, I'd go at night!!!!!!!!!"