Sperm Bank Robber
A masked man walks in to a sperm bank, pulls a gun on the receptionist, and tells her to open the safe.
''But, but…that's not a safe, sir. That's a cooler.''
''I know what it is! Now open it!'' he screams.
So the woman opens the cooler and the robber tells her to take one of the cups out and drink it down.
''But, but that's sperm,'' she says, looking at him strangely.
''I know what it is!'' he says, ''Now drink it!''
After she drinks one cup, he tells her to drink every single one of them, and when she's finished she asks timidly, ''Was there anything else you wanted, sir?''
The man rips off his mask and it turns out to be…her husband! He says, ''Now was that so fucking hard?!?!?!''