Splendor in the Grass

A man was walking through a wealthy neighborhood of large houses, when he came upon a particularly luxurious mansion. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some bushes by the house.

He walked up to the door of the house, and knocked. A well-dressed woman answered the door, and the man asked what kind of a place this was.

"This is a brothel," replied the madam.