Stumped Doc
A man goes to see the doctor and tells the doc that his penis has turned orange.
The doctor looks at it and says, ââ,¬Å"I haven't ever seen any thing like this before in my entire medical career. What do you do for a living? Do you work around any hazardous materials?ââ,¬Â The man says no. The doctor asks the man what he does all day. The man responds, ââ,¬Å"Nothing.ââ,¬Â The doctor is really puzzled now and says, ââ,¬Å"You can't not do anything. What do you do at home all day?ââ,¬Â The man replies, ââ,¬Å"Honestly, doc I, don't do anything. I just sit around, watch porno flicks and eat Cheetos.ââ,¬Â