Take Off
A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a
comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an
announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this
is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293,
non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is
good and therefore we should have a smooth flight, Now sit
back and relax. - OH MY GOD!"
Silence
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you
earlier, but while I was talking the flight attendant
brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my
lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said: "That's nothing. He should see
the back of mine!"