Talking Animals
A reporter heard that a farmer had animals that talked, so he went to his farm to do a story. When he got there he asked the farmer if it he really had talking animals. The farmer said that all of his animals could talk.
The reporter went to the cows, and they all said, "Hello."
The reporter went back to the farmer and said, "Do you have any other animals that talk?"
The farmer said, "All my animals talk."
The reporter asked, "Do those sheep over there talk?"
The farmer replied, "They're all a bunch of fucking liars."