Tarzan's Appendages
Tarzan falls from his vine while he is swinging and has to get a new leg, a new eye, and a new penis. He goes to the doctor and comes back several days later, with a hawk's eye, a cheetah's leg, and an elephant's trunk for a penis.
His friends ask him, ''Tarzan, how do you like your eye?''
Tarzan replies, ''Tarzan like new eye. He see far.''
His friends then ask, ''Tarzan, what do you think of your new leg?''
Tarzan replies, ''Tarzan like new leg. Tarzan can run fast as cheetah with leg.''
Finally, his friends ask, ''Tarzan, how do you like your new penis?''
Tarzan replies, ''Tarzan does not like new penis. It constantly grabs grass and shoves it up his butt.''