Texas vs. Rhode Island
A Texan is bragging to a New Englander. ââ,¬Å"In Texas,ââ,¬Â he drawls, ââ,¬Å"you can get on a train, ride all day long, and still be in Texas by nightfall.ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"So what?ââ,¬Â replies the Yankee, ââ,¬Å"We have slow trains in Rhode Island, too.ââ,¬Â