The Barrel
There was a guy that was stranded on an island. He met some of the natives, who took him to the chief of the island's tribe, who said to him, “Welcome to the island. You are in nature's hands. And nature will provide everything.” So the guy -- who had been on the island for a little while -- said to the chief, “Well, what do you do for pleasure?” “Ah, pleasure,” said the cheif, “come with me.”
So the cheif led him to a barrel wiff a hole in it and said to the man, “All you have to do is stick your penis in the hole and you will be satisfied.” But the man replied, “Hell, I'm not sticking it in there. I don't know what's in there.” But soon he became desperate and he went ahead and stuck his penis in. It was the best feeling ever.
The cheif saw him and said, “Ah, so now you like it?” “Like it,” said the man, “I love it! I'm going to be here every day, loving it.” The chief said, “Really? Even on Tuesday?” “Yeah, even, on Tuesday. Why?” asked the guy. “Because Tuesday it's your turn to be in the barrel,” said the chief.