The Blonde and the Librarian
A blonde walks into a library and shouts "I'LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND SOME FRIES."
The librarian says, "This is a library."
The blonde says, "Yes I know. I'LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND FRIES.''
And the librarian says, one more time, ''But this is a library, miss!"
The blonde goes "Oh," and whispers, "I'll have a hamburger a coke and fries!"