The Blonde on the 12th Floor
One day a blonde was outside of her apartment on the 12th floor shaking her sheets out when a gust of wind came up and blew her off of the building. All of a sudden two hands reached out from the 10th floor and caught her. She said, ''Oh, thank you so much!'' The guy that caught her said, ''Do you suck?'' Stunned by the question she said ''No!'' and he dropped her. Then two hands came out of the 9th floor window and she said "Thank you!" and all the guy said was, ''Do you fuck?'' Stunned by the question, she said "No!" Then two more arms came out from the 7th floor, and right when she saw the guy she said, ''Yes, I SUCK AND FUCK!'' and the guy said, ''Slut'' and dropped her to her death!