The Broccoli
A guy walked into a restaurant and asked for some broccoli. The waiter said, ''Sorry, there's no broccoli.''
So the man asked for a meat pie and broccoli. The waiter said, "There is no broccoli."
So he asked for a meat pie, chips, and broccoli. The waiter replied, ''Spell cat, as in catastrophe.''
''C-A-T,'' the man answered.
The waiter then asked, ''Spell dog as in dogmatic.''
The man said ''D-O-G.''
''Now spell freak, as in broccoli,'' the waiter said.
The man yelled ''THERE'S NO FREAK IN BROCCOLI!''
The waiter laughed, ''EXACTLY!!"