The Cowboy''s Wish
There was a cowboy riding down a trail on his horse and he came upon a rattlesnake. The cowboy reached for his gun and was about to shoot him when the rattlesnake said, "Don''t shoot me. I am an enchanted rattle snake. If you don''t shoot me I will give you three wishes.ââ,¬Â
The cowboy said, ââ,¬Å"Okay, I would like to have a face just like Clark Gable. I would like to have a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger''s. And I would like to have sexual equipment like this here horse I''m ridin''.ââ,¬Â
The rattle snake said, ââ,¬Å"Alright. When you get back to the bunkhouse and look in the mirror, it will happen.ââ,¬Â
The cowboy got on his horse and rode back to the bunkhouse. He looked in the mirrior and saw a face just like Clark Gable staring at him. He ripped of his shirt and had rippiling muscles. The he ripped of his pants, looked down and yelled, ââ,¬Å"I forgot I was riding the mare!ââ,¬Â