The Devil, the Lawyers and the Staircase
Three lawyers died and went to hell. Satan told them, "If you can climb these 100 stairs I will free you and send you back to earth." The first guy made 38 stairs and Satan said, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" ''He was a candlemaker,'' responded the lawyer. So Satan burned off the guy's dick. The second guy made 58 stairs. Satan said, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" The lawyer answered, ''he was a ropemaker.'' So Satan ripped off the guy's dick with a rope. The third guy made 99 stairs. Satan said, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" The lawyer smiled and said, ''He made lollipops -- you can suck it if you wanna.''