The Evergreen Tree
This Avon lady was out selling her wares. She got on an elevator and pressed the button for the fifth floor. Suddenly, she let a fart. She thought to herself, “What am I going to do now?'' She pulled a can of pine-scented air freshener out of her satchel and sprayed it all around her.”
The door to the elevator opened on the third floor and a rather inebriated man gets on. The door closes and suddenly he gets a whiff and exclaims, “Smells like somebody shit on the evergreen tree!”