The Great Hunter
A man claimed he could name any animal that was dead and what gun killed it with his eyes closed. His friends dewcided to test him. They blindfolded him and laid down a bear in front of him, and the man felt it and said ''This is easy -- it's a bear that was killed with a pistol.'' His friends were astonished. Next, they placed a wolf in front of him, and the man felt it and said ''This is very easy -- it's a wolf killed by a rifle.'' This went on for hours and hours without the man guessing wrong once. Soon his friends became tired and they quit.
The next morning the man woke up to see that he was all black and blue from being beaten. ''Gee, I don't remember getting into a fight last night,'' the man said. He turned to his wife and asked why he was all black and blue. The wife replied ''I beat you last night, you bastard.'' ''Why did you do that?'' the man replied. ''Because last night you reached down my pants and felt my crotch and said 'dead skunk killed by a harmful odor!'''