The Happy Dress
A mother goes to visit her daughter. She walks right in without knocking, and surprises her daughter who is completely naked except for some high heels.
The mother asks, “What are you doing, honey?”
"Oh, I'm just wearing my Happy Dress. You should go home and try it for Dad, he'll love it.”
So the mother goes home jumps in the shower, stays cpmpletely naked, puts on her high heels, earrings, and perfume.
Soon her husband comes home, goes into the house to find his wife naked.
“What the hell are you doing, Martha?”the startled man asks.
“I'm wearing my Happy Dress for you," replied the old lady, "what do you think?"
“I think…it would make me a lot happier if you ironed the damn thing.”