The Lawyer's Funeral
A man reluctantly attends his laywer's funeral expecting to be one of the one people there, and is suprised to see a huge turnout for this one terrible man. He turns to the people around him.
ââ,¬Å"Why are you all at this lawyer's funeral?ââ,¬Â he asks.
A man turns towards him and says, ââ,¬Å"We''re all clients.ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"And you ALL came to pay your respects?ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"No, we came to make sure he was really dead.ââ,¬Â