The Man Who Wanted To Quit Smoking

There was this guy who wanted to quit smoking. He decided to use the patch to try to quit, but he was very self-conscious about it and thought that it looked ridiculous.

One day, the man was in a public bathroom standing at a urinal. He looked down at the guy standing next to him and noticed that he had a patch on his penis.

Puzzled, the man asked, "Why in the world do you have a nicotine patch on your dick?"