The Novice Reporter
A young reporter once covered a story about an attack on a woman by an escapee from a mental asylum. He returned with the story and a headline of "Woman Raped, Mental Patient Escapes". The editor told him the headline needed a little punch to grab the reader's attention. After a while he came back with "Fiend Fucks and Flee"
The editor told him it was a family paper and they couldn't use a headline like that, go back and try again. Much later he came back with "Nut Screws and Bolts".