The Randy Panda
A panda walks into a bar. He sits down, and asks the bartender how he could get a little action for the night. The bartender then sends a drink to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. The panda and the woman get porno-style busy but, while the woman is in the bathroom taking a piss and a breather, the panda bails.
So, the woman comes looking for the panda at the bar the next night. The panda isn't there, but the bartender gives her the bear's address. When she gets there, she finds the panda watching Discovery Channel and drinking a Heineken. She says,"You owe me money!"
The panda looks up from his TV and says, "For what?"
The woman rolls her eyes at the stupidity and explains, "I'm a prostitute."
The panda reaches over the a bookshelf, pulls out a dictionary and looks it up: "Prostitute: Has sex for money."
The panda says, "So what. I'm a panda. I don't have to pay you." She is about to protest when the bear hands her the dictionary. "Here. Look up 'panda'."
The woman looks it up and the dictionary says, "Panda: Eats bush and leaves."