The Runs
A guy was walking down the road, to a city about eight hours away from where he lived. And every 15 minutes or so he had to take a duke because he had the runs. A semi driver saw him and decided to pick him and give him a ride. But he warned the guy, ''I am gonna go straight thru no stopping for nothing, so if y'all gotta pee, better go now.''
But the guy said, ''Naw, I don't have to go.''
So the truck driver headed out. About ten minutes down the road, the guy starts to feel it again. He asks the driver if he could stop but the driver says no.
Well, by now the guy really has to go, and he can't hold it any longer and he begs the truck driver to stop, and the driver says no, but then adds, ''Stick your butt out the window if you have to go so bad.''
The guy does, but he doesn't notice these two other guys walking down the road. He lets it go and it lands all over them. The first guy wipes his eyes off and says, ''Wonder what them truckers are chewin' these days?''
The second guy wipes off his mouth and says, ''I don't know, but did you see the lips on that guy?''