The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer
A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission.
The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, ââ,¬Å"Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"Phew, that one's easy,ââ,¬Â says the teacher, ââ,¬Å"The Titanic.ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"Alright,ââ,¬Â said St.Peter, ââ,¬Å"you may pass.ââ,¬Â
Then the thief got his question: ââ,¬Å"How many died on the Titanic?ââ,¬Â
The thief replied, ââ,¬Å"That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people.ââ,¬Â And so he passed through.
Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: ââ,¬Å"Name them.ââ,¬Â