They Don't Get It
There's a guy and a lady sitting on the porch. The guy reaches over and grabs the lady's tits and says, ''If these would give me milk, I wouldn't need my cows.''
She just looks at him.
Five minutes later, he reaches over and grabs her pussy and says, ''If this would give me eggs, I wouldn't need my chickens.''
She just looks at him.
Ten minutes later she grabs his dick and says, ''If this would get hard, I wouldn't need your brother.''