This Duck-Hunting Dog Is AWESOME
There was a man once that was always talking about his great duck hunting dog. He talked so much that one day his friend said that he just HAD to see this dog at work.
The next weekend, the two men went duck-hunting. They walked up on their first pond, and the dog ran ahead into the brush. He was gone for a couple of minutes, then came back and waved his tail once. The doubter looked at the owner and said, 'What does that mean?' The owner said that that meant there was one duck on the pond. They walked up, and sure enough, one duck flew off.
They walked up on their second pond, and the dog ran ahead as before. When he came back, he waved his tail three times. When asked what THAT meant, the owner said that there were three ducks on the pond. When they walked up, exactly three ducks flew.
They walked up on their third pond. Everything was the same, but this time, when the dog came back, he rolled over and started sticking his tail up his ass as fast as he could go. The doubter was shocked. He asked, 'What in the WORLD could that possibly mean?' The owner replied: 'That means there are so many fucking ducks on that pond that he can't even count them!'