Thor and the Australian
Zeus and Thor are up on Mt. Olympus and Thor is moping around looking really depressed. Zeus asks Thor what's wrong. Thor says he's really depressed as he misses the companionship and love of a woman. Zeus tells Thor that he'll fix the problem and sends Thor down to earth. Thor lands in the backyard of an Australian woman hanging out clothes on the line and they run inside for a weekend of passionate lovemaking.
After the weekend Thor is back at Mt. Olympus walking around with a big grin on his face. Zeus sees him and asks him was it a success. Thor says yes, it was just what he needed. Zeus asks him details of what happened and then asks Thor what the woman's name was. Thor cannot answer him, as he did not bother to find out.
Zeus, in a fit of rage, sends Thor back down to find out the woman's name. Arriving in the backyard of the Australian woman (who is again hanging out her clothes) he calls out, ''Hi, I'm Thor.''
She in return yells out, ''You're Thor? I'm tho thaw I can hardly pith!''