Three Desperate Men
There were three extremely poor men. They were going from house to house begging for food. They came to one house where an older lady (a very rich older lady) answered the door. They asked her, ''Will you please give us some food? We're poor and can't afford any!!''
The lady said, ''Well, okay, but only if you sleep with me.''
The first man refused, as did the second. The third man agreed. This man had a huge dick. And a scab on it that comletely covered it. The woman told him to pick it off, and he did. Then, she told him to throw it out the window. About 2 hours later the man comes out with 6 shopping carts full of food. The other two men just sit there smiling. the third man says,''Well, don't want some of the food?''
The other two say, ''No thanks. We ate the pizza you threw out the window for us!''