Three Dogs at the Vet
There were three dogs at a veternarian's office, all of them looked sad. The first one asked the second, “Why are you here?” The dog replied, “I'm getting put to sleep because I kept peeing on my owners' new rug.”
The first dog said, “I know how you feel -- I'm getting put to sleep because I peed in my owner's new car.” They both looked at the third dog and said, “Why are you here?” The dog sighed and said, “Well my owner likes to clean in the nude and one day she bent over and I gave her the ride of her life.”
“So you're getting put to sleep too?” asked the other dogs. “No. I'm getting my nails clipped.”