Three nuns were talking...
Three nuns were talking. "I was cleaning the Father's room the other day and I found a bunch of pornographic magazines!"
"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.
"I threw them in the trash, of course!".
The second nun said "I was in the Father's room putting away the laundry and found a bunch of condoms!"
"What did you do?" they asked.
"I poked holes in them"
''Oh, crap,'' said the third nun.