Three Rednecks
Three rednecks are talking about how stupid their wives are.
The first man says, ''My wife is so stupid, she bought an air conditioner—but we don't have electricity.''
The second man said his wife was even more stupid because she went out and bought a washing machine—and they don't have plumbing.
The third guy said, ''That's nothing. I was looking through my wife's purse and found six condoms—but she ain't got no penis!''