Three Vampires
Three vampires were on a tree, each bragging about being the best vampire of the three. All of the sudden, Vampire A flew away and came back within 10 seconds. His mouth was so full with fresh blood, excess of the blood were dripping from his mouth.
Vampire A : "You see that house?"
Vampire B : "Ya I saw."
Vampire C : "Ya I saw."
Vampire A : "I sucked all their blood."
Vampire B then flew out of the tree, and came back in 5 seconds. Blood dripped from his mouth too.
Vampire B : "You see that village?"
Vampire A : "Ya I saw."
Vampire C : "Ya I saw."
Vampire B : "I sucked all their blood."
Vampire C then flew out of the tree, and came back in 2 seconds. Blood dripped not only from his mouth too, but was also all over his face.
Vampire C : "You see that tree there?"
Vampire A : "Ya I saw."
Vampire B : "Ya I saw."
Vampire C : "I didn't."