Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500
13> "None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth."
12> "Tampax! Get your Tampax here!"
11> "Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race!"
10> "Sex with your sister!? Man, that's sick."
9> "My GOD, this is a splendid Merlot!"
8> "Hey, you with the large breasts — out of the way! We're trying to watch a race here!"
7> "Chesterton, be a good lad and retrieve the Wall Street Journal from my attachÃf© case. Then fetch me some clotted cream for my scone."
6> "What a coincidence, Hank — all my friends are boycotting Hooters, too!"
5> "These are even better seats than we had for the Lionel Richie concert!"
4> "Good morning, Mr. Trickle. We at 'Depends' understand you're looking for a new corporate sponsor..."
3> "Whew! No more beer for me, fellas..."
2> "Filling in for Dale 'The Intimidator' Earnhardt today is substitute driver, Michael 'Lord of the Dance' Flatley."
1> "...and now, singing our national anthem — international recording artist Boy George!"