Top Ten Surreal, Scary, or Stupid Situations
- Remake of "Roots" starring Michael Jackson
- Performance of "The Nutcracker" by the Bolshoi Ballet with special guest Hillary Clinton
- The Martha Stewart WWF Smackdown
- Any sitcom starring Emeril Lagasse
- Jerry Falwell napping with a Teletubby stuffed toy
- Any day in the life of the British royalty
- Ricky Martin in a tasteful, hot pink, off-the-shoulder number
- Bill Gates on a Harley Davidson
- Yet another commercial starring Carrot Top
- Osama bin Laden in a Christian Science bookstore