Twinkie
A couple has just finished having sex. They ALWAYS use protection when doing this, so when they finished up, the man took his condom off, tied it up and pitched it out the window.
Well, they start getting an urge to get ''jiggy'' once more. The man looks in the box, but there aren't any condoms left. Desperately, the man looks out the window to see if their old condom is still there. To his surprise a young boy, about seven years old, is standing on the sidewalk holding it.
The man politely asks, ''May I have that back?''
The young boy replies, ''No way -- finders keepers, losers weepers!''
The man became slightly angry. His girlfriend looks up from bed and says, ''Forget it.''
The man became even angrier and yells at the kid, ''I'll give you five bucks for it!'' The young child replies, ''NO!''
The man became very frustrated. His girlfriend starts getting out of bed and says, ''We can finish this up some other time.''
The man yells very loud, ''NO, I'll get it back!'' He sticks his head out the window and yells,''I'll give you ten dollars!'' The boy just shakes his head from side to side, signaling a no.
By this time his girlfriend has gotten dressed and is going downstairs. The man yells,''Wait, Trust me, I'll get it!'' The man yells screams out the window very angrily,''Give me that now. I will give you twenty dollars if you do. Please, please give it back.''
The child looked strangely, rolled his eyes and says fine. The man yelled at the woman,''give him twenty bucks and he'll give you the condom!''
The girlfriend did just what he said and dashed up the stairs screaming, ''We got it, we got it!'' So they continued what they had done before in bed. At this time the boy ran to his mother, who was searching for him. As soon as he found her he blurted excitedly, ''Mommy, mommy! Guess what! I played a joke on an a man. I gave him his twinkie back, but first I sucked out ALL the cream filling!''