Two Twenties
A drunk in a bar barfs all over his own shirt. ââ,¬Å"Damn,ââ,¬Â he says. ââ,¬Å"I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, sheââ,¬â"¢s gonna kill me.ââ,¬Â ââ,¬Å"Not to worry,ââ,¬Â says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunkââ,¬â"¢s pocket. ââ,¬Å"Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.ââ,¬Â So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. ââ,¬Å"Why are there two twenties?ââ,¬Â she asks. The drunk replies, ââ,¬Å"Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.ââ,¬Â