Typical Man at Bedtime
There's this husband and wife that have twin beds in their bedroom because the husband has a problem kicking in his sleep. One night the husband looks over at his wife and says, ''Honey, why don't you come over and let's mess around tonight?''
As the wife gets up to walk over to his bed she trips over the carpet and falls flat on her face. The husband looks up concerned and says, ''Oh did my little wifey fall on her little nosey wosey?''
She laughs and gets in his bed. When they get all finished and she gets up to go back to her bed, she falls over the rug again. Her husband looks over his shoulder and sees that she fell on her face again, rolls over and says, ''clumsy bitch''