Unwanted Fruit
Three men were on a road trip. their car broke down in front of a rich farmhouse. They asked for shelter and food. The farmer agreed on one condition. It was they were not to sleep with his daughter. The men agreed thinking she was ugly. To their surprise she was young and beautiful.
They all slept with her. The farmer said if it were to happen again they would regret it. They slept with her again. The farmer being angry said, "Go to my field and bring back your favorite fruit." They thought they were going to get out of it easily.
The first man came back with a cherry, the farmer said good, now shove it so he did it. The next man came back with a strawberry. The farmer made him shove it. The two men burst out with laughter. The farmer said what is so funny? They said so and so is coming back with a watermelon!!!!!