Up or Down
An elderly couple decided to take a cruise to spice up their life. As the boat pulled away from the dock, she in her anxiousness to wave leaned over too far and dropped her hearing aid in the water! The man was upset, because now she wouldn't hear anything he said. When the steward showed them their room, he flipped.
''Bunk Beds! That does it. Now I won't even get sex.'' That night she was standing there looking at the beds when he came out of the bathroom and tapped her on the shoulder.
''Up or down?'' he asked. She immediately threw him on the bed and made love to him. This continued every night when he asked ''up or down?'' The cruise nearing its end, he decided that she was turned on by the beds. Immediately upon docking he went to the furniture store and bought a set of bunk beds. She returned home with her new hearing aid. He said, ''How do you like them?''
''What in the hell did you get bunk beds for?''
''Every night I asked you 'up or down' and you made wild passionate love to me. I thought they turned you on.''
''Is that what you were saying? I thought you said 'fuck or drown!'''