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Urinate

Mrs. Flebs, a teacher, was standing in front of her class. It was the beginning of the new school year. Mrs. Flebs said, ââ,¬Å"Okay class, we're going to go around the room and have everybody say a sentence. We'll start with Sarah.ââ,¬Â

Sarah said, ââ,¬Å"Cows have spots.

Terrence said, ''Baseball is a sport.ââ,¬Â

Carla said, ââ,¬Å"Computers are electronic.ââ,¬Â

Bobby said, ââ,¬Å"Urinate.ââ,¬Â

Mrs. Flebs said, ââ,¬Å"Bobby, urinate is a word, not a sentence.ââ,¬Â

Bobby said, ââ,¬Å"Not ââ,¬Ëourinateââ,¬â"¢, it's you're an eight. And if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten.ââ,¬Â

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