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So this guy walks into a whorehouse and asks the guy at the front desk for some cheap action.

''For 20 dollars you can get a blow job,'' replies the man.

''Well, I only got 15 bucks,'' the guy says sadly. ''I'll tell ya what,'' the man offers, ''for 15 bucks I'll give you a lady and you can do anything you want with her for an hour.'' ''Really? Sure!''

So the guy walks into the room the man at the desk directed him to, and sees a really pale girl lying there. He does his thing, but after about 15 minutes he starts noticing that she's not really getting into it -- but she feels pretty good, so he doesn't mind.

Right after, though, white stuff starts coming out of her nose and ears. He gets up and asks the guy at the desk what's wrong with her. The guy at the desk hollers to a janitor, ''Ted, the dead one's full again!''

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