Wanna Be Like The White Man

An Indian walks into a bar with a cat, a bag of shit and a shotgun. He sits down at the bar and asks for a bottle of Jack Daniels. He downs it and proceeds to throw the bag of shit up in the air and shoots it with his shotgun, to top it all off he takes a big ol' bite of the cat's ass.

The bartender leans over to him, ''Buddy, what the hell are you doing?''

The Indian simply responds, ''I wanna be like the white man: get drunk, shoot the shit, and eat pussy.''