War Pigs
Secretaries Powell and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, ââ,¬Å"Isnââ,¬â"¢t that Powell and Rumsfeld?ââ,¬Â The barkeep says, ââ,¬Å"Yep, thatââ,¬â"¢s them.ââ,¬Â So, the guy walks over to the two and says, ââ,¬Å"Hello, what are you guys doing?ââ,¬Â Rumsfeld says, ââ,¬Å"Weââ,¬â"¢re planning World War III,ââ,¬Â to which the guy replies, ââ,¬Å"Really? Whatââ,¬â"¢s going to happen?ââ,¬Â Rumsfeld says, ââ,¬Å"Well, weââ,¬â"¢re going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman.ââ,¬Â And the guy exclaims, ââ,¬Å"Why are you going to kill a bicycle repairman!?!ââ,¬Â With that, Rumsfeld turns to Powell and says, ââ,¬Å"See, I told you no one would care about the 10 million Afghans!ââ,¬Â