What Do You Want For Christmas?
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on
Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for
Christmas"?
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe".
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie
comes with Ken."
"No", says the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."