Where's the P?
A little boy was in school, he raised his hand and asked the teacher to go to the bathroom.
The teacher said, ââ,¬Å"First you have to say your abc's.ââ,¬Â
So the kid says, ââ,¬Å"abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz.ââ,¬Â
The teacher says, ââ,¬Å"You forgot the P. Where's the P.ââ,¬Â
And the boy says, ââ,¬Å"running down my leg.ââ,¬Â